Blackjack, house rules. The deck is shuffled and dealt on the server, so don't bother with the developer tools. Win pays 2×, blackjack pays 2.5×.
Ten slaps of honest labor mint one Slap Token. Tokens are worthless site points — the only thing at stake is dignity, and that was lost long ago.
Nobody owns the billboard right now. Embarrassing for everyone.
Your message runs at the top of the shrine until some other degenerate buys the space out from under you. No refunds. Obviously.